Today is the first day of Passover. Passover celebrates the Jews' escape from Egyptian slavery. Because the Jews had to flee Egypt in such a hurry, they didn't have time for their bread to rise. To commemorate this, Jews don't eat any bread during the seven days of Passover.
Breadatarians are people who only eat bread.
Where the f does that leave Jewish Breadatarians? If they eat bread, they violate the rules of Judaism. If they eat anything other then bread, they violate the only rule of being a Breadatarian.
Now, look, I don't mean to come across as insensitive to the complex problems religion often poses for people, but, this is an irreconcilable problem, so i'm just gonna go ahead and say what everybody is thinking: Jewish Breadatarians need to choose sides.
This raises a very difficult issue: is unleavened bread bread?
ReplyDeleteWe at BigBreakthroughs cannot argue with the proposition that unleavened bread is bread. It's right there in the name.
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